David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child

Fuck you david

Tim Hansen

A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen

Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community

Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen

12👍 4👎

Hookah

Basically smoking tobacco for people who drink IPAs and put pronouns in their social media bios

He/Him: Hey man do you want to smoke hookah

Sensible human: I’d rather scrape burned tobacco out of an ashtray, roll it up in a zigzag with no filter, and smoke it, to get some form of a nicotine high than take a puff on your multiplayer pixie stick bong

Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.

Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”