flibbet

Pressing face to flesh and exhaling sharply, creating the audible equivalent of a wet fart. Also known as a zerbert. A fun and gentle way to torture your kids.

<Dad> I'm coming to give you a flibbet!
<Kid> No! No! No!
<Dad> Here I come!
<Kid> No! <starts running away>
<Dad> I'm gonna get you! <runs after kid>
<a chase ensues, Dad catches the Kid, picks him up, presses his face to the kid's belly and blows.>
<flibbet>
<Kid> Ha ha ha ha ha!
<Dad> Heh heh! I got you!

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