Kandis

1) (Noun) A hot ass girl that is underappreciated by someone that doesn't care about here.

Man that kandis, I feel sorry that she don't know her true lover.

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God

A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.

"Dude god just broke out of jail and stole my cookies and milk!"

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