Flannel

Definition of a male flannel is a man who does everything in his own power to attract the attention of a female partner even if it means crossing swords, dressing inappropriately, causing a dramatic scene in which he plays the vital main role and backstabbing his fellow comrades to achieve the attention.

There's a International level of chase for women, if you go over the 70% your a flannel.

A flannel wearing an obscenely tight Vest to show of his muscular contours to impress women.

A flannel would be trying hard in a club to pull every girl in sight.

A flannel refuses to go out with his mates, rather stay in with his girlfriend/wife.

A flannel would be picking you up from the train station so you can get home, but in a last minute change of plan ditched you for a chick.

a flannel idolises women, treats men as inferiors.

One infamous person named Mark Williams is known to be the largest flannel of mankind; he can absorb the attention of up to 130 women at any one moment in time. Last few sightings in clubs have been in UK, Cambridgeshire area.

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