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Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019


Chidori

An assasination move created by Kakashi, that he taught Sasuke.

Ironically, Sasuke has yet to kill anyone using Chidori, with each of his failed attempts secretly being accompanied by the statement, "Dammit!"

Example #1
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke breaks through Gaara's sand sphere, but doesn't get the kill)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #2
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke attacks the Shukaku-crazed Gaara, connects but only enrages the Funky Tanuki)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #13
Sasuke: (charges chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke charges Itachi in a mania, attack deflected like child's play)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #89
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke surprises Dotou and blindsides him, makes a small fracture in his armor)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #205
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims for Naruto's heartt, misses and hits lung only for Naruto to regenerate)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #1,503
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims to kiill a One-Tailed Naruto, clashes and only manages to punch him)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #46,213
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke flies towards Leech-possessed Shinnou, only able to break past his barrier)
Sasuke: Dammit!

by Anonymous Legend October 16, 2009

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Dodge the Fumble

When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009


Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

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Revenge

What everyone uses as an excuse to go the way of an avenger!

Itachi: I pwned your family, n00b!
Sasuke: I kill you!
(Sasuke prepares Chidori)
Sasuke: I asplode your head with Chidori!
(Sasuke charges Itachi)
Sasuke: Revenge be mine!
(Itachi dodges)
Itachi: You lack... hate. Tsukuyomi!
Sasuke: (mind-raped) I iz in a coma! Nooooooooo!

by Anonymous Legend October 13, 2009

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