beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.

Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?

funni

An intentional misspelling of the english word, "Funny". While "Funny" means that something is entertaining or comedic, "funni" usually is a way of adding sarcasm to it.

So, if you tell your friend a joke and they say "very funni" the joke may have been quite lame or only mildly entertaining.

Shanequa: Ayo i was shakin' my ass the other day and this guy told me it looked like two jiggly pancakes!
Maurice: very funni

In this example, Maurice did not find Shanequa's words funny in any way.

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