Bunty

largely used by spoilt children and slow adults, a bunty is a word for a bidet. It is thought to have origionated somewhere in europe or india, and is in common use on the streets of major cities by a childish looking man, dashing down the street knocking on doors with an incriminating stain on his posterior.

"please sir, im covered in shit and i have a business meeting in five minutes, you have a real chance to help a human being here, just let me in to use your bunty"

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