Sakurai

The man who is responsible for creating Kirby and smash bros. He is horny for swordfighters and has a fetish for Fire Emblem characters but doesn't admit it even though everyone knows it.

Shigeru: Damn Sakurai you sure love putting in a lot of swordfighters and Fire Emblem characters. You sure you aren't horny for them?
Sakurai: NO! I swear I'm not horny for them!
Shigeru: Ok then why does say "Lucina x Byleth x Female Robin gangbang" in the browsing history on one of the employee computers?
Sakurai: That was Bill Trinen! I saw him looking that up!

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Dickage

/dik-ehj/
Verb/Adjective
1: A slang term to refer to the specific sexual action of thrusting back and forth repeatedly into a partner's orifice, scientifically known as DPS (Dicks Per Second)
2 The act of screwing one over or getting screwed over yourself

e.g
1: "My partner and I had so much fun last night! They broke their record and clocked a total dickage of 20!"
2: "As soon as Dream revealed his face, Dream Stans the world over felt major dickage to learn he looked ordinary. Perhaps they could've used this time more productively by contacting their father figure."
3: "My boss announced a substantial pay cut after I worked overtime this whole week! Some major dickage on their end."

yoshi commits tax fraud

Yoshi is a dirty bastard who doesn't pay his taxes untill he grows some balls and pay his taxes this drity bastard will not appear in any games soon

Yoshi commits tax fraud . Dirty bastard.

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OPOSS

OPOSS (old piece of shit syndrome)
Is a disorder that effects the older/oldest modules of smartphones. It can effect devices other than smartphones but is most common with smartphones.
The OPOSS first effects make apps and web browsers run slow but then disables the phones quick menu window button and home button
That is your sign to get a new phone

Well shit my iPhone suffers from OPOSS time to get a new one.
OPOSS has infected Nintendo's miiverse,Nintendo wifi,Nintendo zone and much more