When you meet a girl off of chat and spend the night, but rather then having sex, you either get a hand job or a blow job, as the female is too fat/ ugly / etc.. for actual sex, even though you could of had it.
prima: Did you fuck that chat bitch last night?
secunda: Naw man she was ugly, I pulled a dreamy blue haze instead.
prima: Epic!
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