Boxing

An excellent sport that requires much conditioning, quick thought, footwork, and ambition (heart). Can and will defeat anyone that trains with katas and board breaking. Shovel your krotty somewhere else.

Satus, you suck. A hug? It's called a clinch, and it's only a quick way to get a rest. Let's face it, you would too if you spent the last five rounds giving and receiving shovel hooks. Additionally, there's a ton of different punches, and if you don't like to dodge stuff, you can take it in the face instead. (twss warning) There have been many records of boxers defeating TKD and Karate practitioners,(BJJ has problems closing) and doubtless you would go down rather quickly yourself. Punch Drunk only happens to stupid people, and the sport requires a ton of thought and strength.

Person #1: Wow. Look at that guy boxing!
Person #2: He sure kicks ass.
Person #3: Indeed. I'm signing up for classes myself.
Persons #s 1+2: Cool.

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