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Cape Buffalo

Don't EVER get on the wrong side of this animal! It is one of the last things you'll want to do!

Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel October 9, 2022


hoe ram

A dick, especially one that grows to a massive size when erect, that can deliver an intense pounding. Comes from the hydraulic hammer attachment used on excavators to smash through rocks and rubble.

I'm gonna get that ho's rocks off with my hoe ram!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 11, 2023


Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023


Darien Gap

The name of the boundary between Colombia and Panama and effectively North and South America. It is the most dangerous natural border in the world, with dense jungles, rugged terrain, and unpredictable flash floods being a big reason why there is still no road connecting the two continents. Crazier still, this continental barrier has existed since prehistoric times, having formed when North America became connected to South America via the Panama land bridge, allowing people and animals to migrate south. But despite the dangers anyone who attempts to cross from Colombia to Panama on foot will face, thousands of desperate migrants still risk their lives to make the treacherous crossing each year, hoping to eventually make it to the States.

The Darien Gap is behind only the Korean DMZ and the former Berlin Wall in terms of being the most dangerous borders in the world.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 23, 2023


You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Best Christmas song ever!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024


undereducated

Not having an education level higher than a high school diploma.

In the U.S., a college degree is what separates the educated from the undereducated.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 21, 2023


aqua regia

The only substance in the world capable of dissolving gold!

Aqua regia is a powerful mixture of hydrochloric and nitric acids whose name means "royal water" in Latin. It gets its name from it being strong enough to dissolve the "king of metals" - gold.

Fun fact: in Russian, "aqua regia" translates to "Tsar vodka!"

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 16, 2023