While your girl is giving you a blowjob she gives you an uppercut to the balls.
My girlfriend gave me a sweet and sour last night.. I'm still a little sore.
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While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.
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