Mark McKelvie

The best Principle for ANY highschool in the world.

Principle of Pudsey Grammar School, Scottish (very hot accent), Very fit, "is Mr McKelvie online please, It's Mrs Pennock"

Friend One: "Yo did you hear the news!"
Friend Two: "No?"
Friend One: "Mark McKelvie's wife died"

Alex Allen

Alex Allen is someone who would blow any guy for a tenner.

She is a bit creepily obsessed with Ruach and Evie....but we won't speak abt that.

did you hear, Alex Allen sucked of Enzo for a tenner in Queens Park?