Ping Popper

The correct terminology for when you create a stroke from the sheer amount of ping (Opposite of FPS) you get, usually 1,140 - 9,550 ping would start a Ping Popper.

Random Guy: "Hey Tom, did you hear the rumour about how Steven got a Ping Popper last week?"
Other Random Guy: "I've heard that rumour, but I believe Ping Poppers are rare, so he probably didn't get one."

Soof

The definition of a Simp getting shamed through the internet and realising it, causing them to be sad.

"Bro, that guy got Soofed!"

Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)

Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."