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16 Valves was a defining moment in the development of the combustion engine. Any car fitted with this technology had performance that was unsurpassed by any other vehicle on the road with the exception of Turbo or Twin Turbo cars. Vauxhall were renowned for their 16 valve technology and deployed it across a range of its hatchbacks none more successful in sales or performance than its Astra GTE. These cars were so fast that they were quicker than shit off a shovel. High recognition indeed when gauging 0-60. Astra GTE's were almost exclusively owned by the rich and famous except for the many tens of thousands that could be found across the council estates of the U.K.
The R's must be doing very well they are driving a 16 Valves! Astra GTE they are like shit off a shovel.
Hmm you say that but they didn't pay the extra to have it in a metallic or pearlescent colour they've just got it in a bog standard ROSSO RED.
Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
A Barron Run
Typically used to describe any period of time for Manchester United outside the Legendary reigns of the Sir's Busby and Ferguson. Commonly recognised as business as usual or our usual as we refer to it A Barron Run
A term used for followers of the cult outdoor enthusiast, garden bar owner and heavy beer gulping Yorkshire legend Patrick 'dont pee in the tree tops as you have to bring all your gear down through it' Dickinson. .
I.E. Daz says to Dave have you watched Patrick's latest tree top portaledge video? Dave says I have how does the guy eat, cook, do body motions, film and sleep up there? Daz says to Dave I don't know Nobody does he just can he's a Patri-LEG(end) and because of that we are forever Dickinsonian.
A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.
Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.
When someone has very little but far to much to drink and is such a mess they have to bath but continue to vomit carrots whilst in hot water hence, turning themselves into the protein ingredient in a carrot based stock or broth.
Lucy's pissed and trying to clean herself in the bath after her incident. With all that water and carrots it looks like a Lucy Broth.
Ramsbottom, Bury, Greater Manchester.
A gentrified town/village in the borough of Bury Greater Manchester. Ramsbottom is best known for its farmers markets, spectacular scenery, wine bars, restaurants and pubs. More recently Ramsbottom has been brought to the forefront of world politics due to the wife of an allegedly still living man who we cannot name for legal compliance reasons
(Clive) who paid the going rate for a leg of lamb which was way above his wife's (Rozza's) budget. The family of the man Clive have insisted he is still with us but there has not been a confirmed or verified sighting as of yet.