Truffle Season

Tuxedos for no reason

-“Hey Jay Z, where are you headed all dressed up in that tuxedo?”

-“Nowhere, baby. It’s Truffle Season.”

Harry Potter arms

Arms that lack any muscle tone; possibly related to spending too much time focusing on wizardry and not on getting swole.

"No more Harry Potter arms, bro. It's time to get in the gym and start making some gains."

-Rubeus Hagrid