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The absolute peak of sexual pleasure. A typical human being tends to spontaneously combust into flames. This has only know to occur one or two times a year, as a regular orgasm is the typical response.
Hey did you hear about Bill? Yeah... Linda have him an Auntie SlickStick and his orgasgama is gonna have him out of the office for a few weeks.
When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.
Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.
Asa is an okay guy, he is usually left behind due to his terrible case of dwarfism. He takes pride in singing his heart out, yet still struggles to find a soulmate. If you took the time to get to know him, you'd find some good qualities of him.
No, don't invite Asa... This party is supposed to be fun.
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Can only be performed by beefy, 6'5'' or more cowgirls. Tends to please men retaining dogdicks or chodes. The woman, sticking out get tongue as far as possible, shoves the penis into the crevasse underneath the tongue and lets saliva build-up. After 30 - 90 seconds, a twist of the tongue rotates the dong to the roof of the mouth, where the woman will proceed to suck the spit down her throat. Continue process until satisfaction has been acheived.
The last time my wife did an Auntie SlickStick was when we didn't think we could have regular intercourse as you had been in the womb for 9 weeks, Billy.