Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.

Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!

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Batty

1. A person's rear/backside/bum/ass/arse
2. A homosexual/gay person (usually male)

1. Relax ya batty!
2. Your father is a batty

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Simple Plan

Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!

FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn

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just good friends

what your best friend tries to tell you. When hes bangin' the chick youve wanted since you were 10.

"dont worry man, were just good friends"

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jahoobies

Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body.
They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers (see perverts) or male organs (see wangs). Also oftentimes licked or squeezed.

See also:
boobs
tits
jugs
dirty pillows
jumblies
knockers
bonerizers

Holy shit! Look at the jahoobies on that girl, Germ - That is A+ material!

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pronounciation

This word supposedly comes from the verb 'pronounce' but does not in fact exist.
The abstract noun is 'pronunciation' and is widely mispronounced.

'My pronounciation is perfect', declared the student.
'Pronouncing 'pronunciation' as 'pronounciation' is a mispronunciation', his teacher corrected.

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hair band

The word is used to describe a band That plays a genere of music commonly known 'hair metal'. the music was well known in the 80's, and characterized by: all of the band members having extremely long hair, usually high pitched male vocals, and heavy, piercing, distorted guitars. some examples of bands include; "dokken", "firehouse", and "white lion"

DUDE! "white lion" was definitely a hair band man.

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