pronounciation

This word supposedly comes from the verb 'pronounce' but does not in fact exist.
The abstract noun is 'pronunciation' and is widely mispronounced.

'My pronounciation is perfect', declared the student.
'Pronouncing 'pronunciation' as 'pronounciation' is a mispronunciation', his teacher corrected.

147👍 34👎

Cum

Warm, sticky whiteish goo that shoots from the end of a males weener, often swalled by:
1. Women
2. Batty Boys

I cummed all over that slut's nipples!

105👍 80👎

Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.

Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!

7👍 107👎

Batty

1. A person's rear/backside/bum/ass/arse
2. A homosexual/gay person (usually male)

1. Relax ya batty!
2. Your father is a batty

502👍 329👎

The Harvey

The best school on the entire planet. Fuck Pent Valley, fuck Brock Hill, the shit is happening right here.

The Harvey rocks. Period.

4👍 19👎

fjortis

A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.

I like masturbating over fjortisar!

74👍 353👎

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

43👍 47👎