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squillion

A bajillion million.

Q is in a squillion channels

by Ant December 22, 2003

14πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


2Pac

Until recently, I used to listen to Eminem, like everyone else in my school. Then one day, I realised, "This music is shit! Why am I listening to this?"
This lead me to realise something: White people can't rap. I'm white myself, but I realise there are some things which certain people are destined to do. Rapping is something that black people are destined to do. Now I listen to Eminem, it just seems... well, wrong.

Looking for someone new to listen to on my stereo, a friend of mine introduced me to 2Pac. It's not that I hadn't heard of him before, I just hadn't really listened to his music. My friend played it, and I felt myself completely lost in the music, a sensation I'd never felt with listening to Eminems music. Straight afterwards, I got the album my friend had got me, '2Pacs Greatest Hits'. I listened to the album constantly for 2 months counting. Seriously, if you don't listen to 2Pac already, go out and buy an album of his. He really is a legend. A lot of people still reckon he's alive, but I think he's dead. It's a sad fact that such a great talent died so young, but his music will live on for generations to come.

At time of posting, Ghetto Gospel is going to be released soon. Go out and buy it. I know I will. Really, 2Pac was sheer genius. Why do you think all the defenitions below say stuff like 'Greatest Rapper Ever','The leader of this rap shit' etc. But don't take our word for it. Go out and buy a 2Pac album.

The best rapper who ever lived.






Period.

2Pac is the best rapper ever. Enough said.

by Ant June 2, 2005

197πŸ‘ 158πŸ‘Ž


Grotty

a commonly used word...originally from the 80's

a nun squatting down in a cucumber field

by Ant April 12, 2005

5πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Bellville Rendevous

The wierdest catoon you've ever seen. Not surprising really, it was made in France. Includes people with noses coming out of thier foreheads, arses on the back of thier legs and the fattest dog ever. About a boy who has always dreamed about being in the famous endurance bike race, Tour De France. So his grandma trains him to become a bicycle racer. From then on, I have no idea what happens. Some guys whos shoulders are above thier heads kidnap him and throw him in a truck with two people who are either: A, zombies, B, Demented or C, Extremely tired. No matter how wierd, it's still beautifully animated.

Bellville Rendevous is one of the most beautiful yet most wierd pieces of animation you have ever seen.

by Ant April 23, 2005

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Whammo

Created by mortals but sounds like the Gods themselves farted tunefully through a cranked up amp after a night of popcorn and beans.

Loud Illuminatus music that changes the timing of your heart with it's force and power.

"Man, I went to that Illuminatus gig last night and the Whammo blew me away!"

by Ant July 28, 2004

23πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by Ant July 27, 2004

342πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž


laxative

One word:McDonald's.

Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.

by Ant February 18, 2004

59πŸ‘ 283πŸ‘Ž