shagnasty

Usually used as a proper noun (someone's name) to show disdain, contempt. Also used in jest on acquaintances.

Hey Shagnasty! Get us a beer in, will you?
You shut yer fuckin' trap, Shagnasty!

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irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

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water buffalo

Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer

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Play Away

The best game shop in Kent. The games are cheap the service is friendly and the staff are always willing to help out. You can also play on thier LAN connection against other gamers for only &2.00 an hour. Where else can you find that?

Once, I was out on a trip with my friends. I bought a game, thinking I had enough money for the bus fare home, I bought a game. Later I realised I didn't have enough money. I ran back to the shop, asking for a refund. They gave me the amount of money I needed and let me keep the game!!! If you ever buy any games in Folkestone, make sure they're from Play Away.

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Innactive

the black way of spelling inactive

TNG are innactive
Rammy is not innactivly racist

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cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

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Batman's Lair

A dark,scary,hairy cave.

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.

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