man-trained

To be bamboozled into following a hyperlink to a picture of a sex position in which a group of men are penetrating each other in a line

'Hey, Pham, check out this picture.' 'Aw, damn, that is a bunch of men doing each other. I guess I got man-trained. AGAIN.'

Pusswagon Surprise

one who unexpectedly refuses to do or believe he/she can do something that is normally easily accomplished.

I can't believe fucking Tommy. He used to always get the girls. Now, he's being a pusswagon surprise and only going for the boys.

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Gene Clean

to go back in time with the intention to remove the filth from their gene pool

Tommy, you're fucking nasty. Is it because you need to shower or Gene Clean?