Hoseason

Hoseasons are faggots. They're always short as fuck although they may say they will grow, they will not. Despite having the mental iq of a mole rat they always have something to say. Hoseasons are lovable creatures and if u find one never let her go, although u might lose her due to how short she is.

"Oh look its a hoseason"
"Where?"
"down there."

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Karen

Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.

did u see the way that Karen spoke to that manager last week? Fuckin insane

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