puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

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top riding

When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.

I sure do enjoy a good top riding.

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slobber knobbin

(noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.

(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!

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turn around time

(noun. Also, turn-around time, or; turn over) The time in which something takes to get done. A waiter has many turn overs in a night. A buyer wants to know what company, or service's turn around time is.

What's the turn around time from production to final sale?

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snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

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shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

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ring ding

A woman who gives a little slap down on the head of a man's hard on.

She thinks his dick is funny; gives it a little ring ding before getting busy.

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