dildo bong

1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.

2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.

3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.

"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."

Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"

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apple day

Apple day is code name for when you and your friends are going to pull a pretty awesome prank. Derived from pranks of throwing large amounts of apples at cars.

"Damn, man I cant believe its fucking apple day tomorrow"

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burger nugget

A word used to describe a very common unclassy restaurant. Discovered after someone mistakenly found a chicken nugget in their burger at a fast food restaurant.

Mcdonalds is such a shitty fucking burger nugget

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double ds

Slang for a woman who has huge breasts, refering to the size of her bra: D being the largest size.

"Damn shes got some fine double ds and not to bad of an ass either"

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the red

1.To be bankrupt, no money...
2.Kickass song by Chevelle

God damn the lottery, now im in the red.

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