dolly bong bongs

American slang for a males testicles, made popular by Conan O'Brien.

My testicles itch, I mean my dolly bong bongs.

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Cockjohnny

1. A person who pretends to know everything about anything, but actually doesn't.

2. A person who interjects into a conversation with an unrelated and incoherent subject.

He says he can fix my computer but I think he is a cockjohnny.