plummy ache

When you've eaten so many plums your stomach hurts.

Missy: Ugh, I ate too many plums from the farmers' market.
Andy: You mean that you have a a plummy ache!

5👍 1👎

plummy ache

A tummy ache from eating too many plums.

Oh, I got a plummy ache after eating too many plums at the farmers' market.

4👍 4👎

Dead loss

Someone or something that is a complete and utter failure. It is used as a derisive comment in Northern Ireland.

Aye, Billy can't do anything right. Everything he touches becomes a bloody disaster. He's a total dead loss.

3👍 1👎

Head bin

The "bin" comes from rubish bin, as in a garbage can. So a "head bin" is someone who isn't known for sound thinking. This is an insult from Northern Ireland.

Jerry is a nut job, all he does is create trouble and stir up the pot. He's nothing but a head bin.

7👍 2👎

Elmo

The God of Toddlers.

All the kids in kindergarten worship their god, Elmo, the God of toddlers.

4👍 4👎

Whiners

According to Presidential candidate John McCain's advisor Phil Graham, WHINERS are Americans who complain about the poor economy.

Citizen: "But Mr. McCain, Americans can't afford to fuel their cars or buy groceries anymore."
John McCain: "Americans are such whiners."

15👍 9👎

Three-piece suit

What deputy U.S. Marshal's call the combination of hand-cuffs, waist chain and leg irons. Thus the three-piece suit.

Deputy Marshal: This defendant is violent, I suggest he be brought into the courtroom in a three-piece suit.

11👍 4👎