Bonie

A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.

"That guys such a bonie!"

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Exumptiuate

verb - an action that gives an effect or feeling of an ejection seeming to occur but without that assumed action ever taking place.

Bro, my pens are exumptiuating. They're not writing although I am applying force to the paper with the tip.

Bro, don't exumptiuate around me, that shiz is nasty.