Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

chumfreak

Someone who is insanely weird. A freak that you don’t wanna be around. They got a chummy scent.

“Yo that guy a chumfreak, stay away from him he’s weird.🤮”

“So you’re one of them chumfreaks…huh? 😒”
“If you a chumfreak stay away from us for a week gang.”