unschool

Similar to homeschooling, minus the learning part. There is no curriculum involved, there is no structure, and there is no social interaction with other kids their age. Typically leads to severe social anxiety, an IQ of 79, the inability to spell any word over 4 letters, refusal of vaccinations, homeopathy, and virtually no grasp on how the scientific method works. Honestly they don't even know what the scientific method is. They can't spell science.

"I started unschooling Johnny this week!"

"Oh is that like homeschooling?"
"Kind of, I just let him sit at home eating whatever food I can afford to buy him with my food stamps, and he's gotten really good at Minecraft."
"Oh...well that doesn't sound very healthy. Are you sure it works?"
"I'm not sure, but last night I heard him scream 'YOU SHIT EATING COCK NOZZLE, I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM!' while he was playing Call of Duty."

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anti-vaxxer

Inbred unschooling morons who don't know the first thing about real research, and reject the large scientific majority opinion based on what a fraudulent scammer with an online supplement store sells to them in their over-priced books.

The anti-vaxxer, when asked what cures autism, stated that squirting industrial strength bleach up your kid's ass will cure the autism and every other ailment. (Yes, they really believe this shit.)

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