Baltimore

Baltimore is a crazy place to live. You can't have a car because it'll get stolen the next day probably by your neighbor. The steets are grimy and the crabs are amazing. Nothing is better than Baltimore crabs. It's got one nice lookn street and the rest is unbearable, but i still love it. Most people depend on football to get them into college and the football stadium towers over the brownstones and townhouses that create the bad ass city. The only goal we can say we accomplsihed is our 2001 super bowl title and the highest crime rate in America. No place more original. Oh and don't where a yankee's/Giants shirt or you wont get out alive.

if you don't like Baltimore you can suck my dick.

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