Shart

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."

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Gae - Boe

"Gae-Boe" is the white mucus that appears in the corner of peoples mouths when they talk to much.

Damn, man. That dudes has mad Gae-Boe in the crack of his mouth.

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gobox

Only the 1337est piece of software on the webernet. Simplifies web searching by like 40 to 70 times.

Fuck you, you're nothing till you've been to gobox.net.

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