dematteis

One with massive balls

He showed his dematteis

mmyess

A reply given when you are told of something good

Person A: "This bitch with some fine ass titties wants a blast on your cock"

Person B: "Mmyess"

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amtrak

The united states passenger railroad in 47 out of 50 states.

Provides long and short distance travel for passengers.

I am going on Amtraks Coast Starlight next month.

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bootie call

Best thing that can happen to you, especially if the girl is hot. It's simply having sex with a friend

I have a bootie call, she is hot! I'll be over tonight!

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Lovely and Talented

(noun) wife, or less commonly, girlfriend.

"The Lovely and Talented and I went to Palm for the weekend."

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Ukraine

home to one of the best, most advanced armies of 17th and 18th century - cossaks

Ukrainian Cossacks kicked everyon's ass.

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pussy whipped

Whoh-keesh! (Sound of cracking of bullwhip whenever a guy does what his woman tells him to)

Don't surprise me that he's so pussy whipped, being that he's so damn submissive to his girl!

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