He cut a fart, silent but stinky, and soon he had the room to himself.
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When Guido fell behind his payment schedule the loan sharks sent over the mokes for a tune-up.
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a funny dude who teaches English ( and only English)
also in love with skittles ( from their students only) and most likely has the greatest mustache in man kind
trivits mustache is quite immaculate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phrase meaning annoy used often by Bart Simpson.
BART: Hi, guys. What's up?
JIMBO: We were just saying we'd love to meet the guy who cut off the head of that statue.
BART: What? But--but yesterday didn't you say it would be cool to cut off the head, and really cheese off everybody?
KEARNY: Yeah, that was just cloud talk, man.
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Someone who is always behind the eightball. Comes from the expression "to be gassed", i.e. to be out of breath.
Detroit's Big Three are real gassers. (The cars they produce guzzle gas and their management is clueless about how to compete.)
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