Lording

the act of enjoying your self with excess e.g. food or alcohol.

I've got a massive hang over this morning - I was 'Lording' it last night.

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Cats Arse

Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.

Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.

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hi-de-hi

Gangsta greeting to ones ho-de-ho

Ho - Hello sailor! you looking for business?

John - Hi-de-hi

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dutch blindness

This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.

Are you seeing Greg tonight?

No, I never see Greg any more.

Oh, why? have you 2 split up?

No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'

-Hysterical laughing-

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Root on

To have an erect penis

Jesus, I gotta sit down! My 'Root on' is poking out of these speedos.

Girl, you so fine you give me such a 'Root on'

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Disco Leg

Needing to pee with urgency. So called due to the twitching the leg does.

I've gotta go >twitch< i've got disco 'leg'

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Moonwalking

To stroll with ones arse hanging out of ones Fubu pants in a rival gang's hood for a giggle!

Shit niggaz! we gotta uzi these mo fo's for moonwalking out streets

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