Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

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rhodeoing

When you're fucking a woman and you're about to cum, hold on and scream another womans name.

-Jim is dogging Sarah, he holds on tight-

-JIM: I'm about to come Lucy

-He holds on for dear life as she thrashes about trying to kill him-