Mung connoisseur

Someone who is an expert in matters of mung, and is qualified to judge and appreciate its quality.

What are you? Some kind of mung connoisseur?

Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"