I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order)

when an Indian man or woman is at a bakery and takes an excessively long time to pick out a cake and has no idea what frosting or cake even is. Often wastes the bakers time by taking a half hour to order a cake and the baker cannot finish his work for the night.

Jimmy: "Hey jeff, you were gone so long, why did it take so long to take that cake order?"

Jeff: "Oh, that was just another I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) Took forever, now i wont have time to set up the Italian bread.

Jimmy: "well looks like you got another I.C.O. waiting for you over there."

Jeff: "Dam, now i am never getting any work done tonight, Mr. Gettler is gonna kill me tomorrow."

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Scutch

A cute nickname to call someone, mostly a friend

Hey scutch, wanna go on a date later?

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Relationshipocrite

(N.) When one partner is guilty of the same things they accuse their partner of doing.

Fred: "My girlfriend got mad at me for feeding the dog chocolate today, but ive seen her feed the dog chocolate many times before"

Steve : "that's what I like to call a relationshipocrite Fred"