GrandMilf

A GrandMilf is simply a Mum I'de Love to Fuck, whos children have children.

I pulled what i thought to be a milf the other night who looked and acted like a porn star. after a couple of hours she told me she had grand children it was at this point in time I realised there were also GrandMilfs.

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Anus-Raped

To be beaten by your opponent.

Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.

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Shytildo

a frozen peice of Shit created specifically to dildo ones anus.

The Shytildo is marvalous in its ability to self lubricate while penitrating an anus as it natrally thores

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