SMDH

This is an Acronym that originally meant "Silently Masturbating During Homework". It was converted into "Shaking My Damn Head" when a Facebook member who often used this term was asked, "What does that mean?". The individual responded with a quick and witty answer. "Shaking My Damn Head". The individual who asked what SMDH means responded, "You sure do shake your damn head a lot".

Insert derogatory term here.Insert teacher name here gave me 35 pages to read from Insert book title. SMDH...

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cloding

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.

Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."

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