crush

Breaking something with blunt force.

(this is a joke, i know there is a different type of crush)

Person 1: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Person 2: Crushed my crush's heart.

milf

mother, i'd like food

it's a joke you milf

dord

Defined simply as density in the New International Dictionary, however later being named as a mistake. The real word was D or d, (d) meaning density.

Person 1: We're studying dord in science!
Person 2: You mean d or d? That spelling was an error in a dictionary.

scrumpadalanalicious

meaning '' bright and sunny ''

damn bro, its really scrumpadalanalicious outside!