Tritch

Noun:

1) A rabid fan of Donald Trump who frequently tweets
2) A Trump-Loving Bitch

#Tritches be like: you're tripping because your girl Hillary lost and you're just a sad loser.

Foxturbation

Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.

This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.

Cheeseburger

Exclamation - An expression of frustration or anger. A shorthand for "I wish that Donald Trump would choke to death on a cheeseburger".

Cheeseburger! I lost my car keys again!