Gip

To produce a mouthful of vomit.

Usually spat out or swallowed back down.

Mostly occuring when someone tells you a thing unexpectedly gross.

I just gipped in my mouth.

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jizz lolly

1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock

2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)

1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly

2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?

Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.

The Megatron

Tapping together all remote controls into one super remote.
The Megatron... Sky remote; Tv remote; Dvd remote; Video remote; Stereo remote inclusive. Best to use duct tape.

Says Sofa Masturbators Not Urban Freewheelers

<See Peep Show S5:Ep1>

Able: wHATS THIS?

Kyle: The Megatron!

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Flipflap

Like when someone flip flops from one thing to another but then flaps back again with out a determinal outcome.

Are you a big spoon?

Depends. I flipflap.

Boish

Boish; slang of Boyshit; used in place of bullshit when said refering to bullshit associated with or by a boy.
Noun. Acting Boish
Verb. Boished it up.
Adjective. That’s Boish bull shit
Adverb. He Boishly told me it was over by text message.

Said by male "I’ve got Boish to do"

Said by female "I'm fed up with all this boish, I'm gonna go lesbian"

Said by homosexers "Total Boish, don't blame all your infidelities on the fact your male, that’s the oldest trick in the book of Boish boy bull shit."

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Donald ducking

Wearing clothes on the top half and nothing on the bottom half.
As Donald Duck dresses.

I spent most of the morning Donald Ducking.

Hap Hap

The aquiring of happiness as if from nowehere or relative to circumstantial hapenstance.

I woke up hap hap today.
Then dog seemed to smile at me and it bought on hap hap.

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