tollet

What Southerners call a toilet.

Steve did you clean the tollet since you blew it up?

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gq'd out

When a male is dressed very nicely, complete with accessories. The word comes from the men's magazine 'GQ.'

Jake is looking pretty nice today.

Yeah, I know, he's all gq'd out.

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birdbaff

Slang for birdbath, used when describing a bath taken all up in the sink.

Honey, we're late for the party, hurry up!

Ok, I guess I'll just take a birdbaff.

baff n' blow

When you are forced to take a cold shower, and a friend/family member (preferably not a stranger) holds a hair dryer up to your head or body to keep you warm during the unpleasant event.

Sister 1: Oh no, the water is cold!

Sister 2: You need a baff n' blow?

Sister 1: That would be awesome!

Sister 2: Cool, let's try not to drop the cord in the water this time!

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mullet blow

Another name for a hurricane. Hurricanes were given this name because of the dead fish that would appear washed up on the shore after a storm. This term is usually used by Southerners.

Jimmy, looks like we got us a mullet blow comin' in!

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piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.

Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!

lay a flicker

To fart.

Something stinks. John, did you just lay a flicker?

Yeah man. Must be those beans I had earlier. Sorry 'bout that.