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Something so good its orgasmic
The blowjob was cumrific, so miguel jizzed everywhere, leaving betsy soksed in his love juice.
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Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere
That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!
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The type of hard crap that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the rectum or anus when coming out. The corn kernels arent digested well... So the dense shit makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.
Patient: doctor, it hurts to shit!
Doctor: Well, you prob have maizeshit... Eat less corn.
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A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper
Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!
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