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Time spent between two people for sexual gratification purposes.
Sorry about the change of plans, but I can't come out tonight as I'm having Pumpany.
Joe doesn't realize it, but Carrie only considers Joe pumpany, and not a boyfriend.
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The act of showing up and screaming at your soon to be cowardly ex-boyfriend's house after learning he was cheating on you via photos from shared friends on Facebook.
April went to Tony's house knocked on the door upon learning he was a dirty dog cheater via Facebook. Tony didn't answer the door, yet she saw him moving around in the house. Because he's a lying, cheating, coward, April began Porch-Screaming his relationship atrocities until he came out of the house.
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The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.
Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.
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