Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
1. He Vanced his motherâs couch; gave new meaning to the word âloveseatâ.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
Drawn from Trump cult members in 2020 who believed their leader when he said Chloroquine would protect them against COVID-19 infection, resulting in the death and hospitalization of Trump cult members when they ate fish parasite treatment containing Chloroquine. Analogous to the phrase "Drank the Kool-Aid."
"You drank the Kool-Aid? Nah, bro, you ate the Chloroquine."
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