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The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.
Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!
Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
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The world defines a Troll as a illiterate retarded idiot that can only win arguments through hurling insults and using profanity against their opponent. The real definition of a Troll is any person with a higher level of intelligence, that is very antisocial, and loves to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" from negative reactions accomplished through their various interactions.
Bill: Wayne is crazy, isn't he?
Ted: He's not dangerous, but he definitely doesn't play well with others.
Bill: What do you mean?
Ted: He's a Troll.
The world defines a Troll as a illiterate retarded idiot that can only win arguments through hurling insults and using profanity against their opponent. The real definition of a Troll is any person with a higher level of intelligence, that is very antisocial, and loves to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" from negative reactions accomplished through their various interactions.
Bill: Wayne is crazy, isn't he?
Ted: He's not dangerous, but he definitely doesn't play well with others.
Bill: What do you mean?
Ted: He's a Troll.
The world defines No Hope For Tomorrow as there being no hope for this world whatsoever because of it's current state. The real definition of No Hope For Tomorrow is when something great ends that makes the world a worse place than what it already is.
Billy: Hey me and you are wearing masks, but did you hear that they might be closing all restaurants, bars, and coffee shops because they're going to make masks mandatory if you're out in public?
Ray: There's No Hope For Tomorrow.
The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
When the Great Spirit and his heavenly hosts created the physical universe; Michael, the war-like leader of the Angels, saw the beauty of all the females that were created for this world. This filled Michael's heart with great sorrow because the Angels had no such companions. When Michael's tears landed on the ground surrounding Ein Soph, they became the 54 female Angels of the Great Spirit. The 15th female Angel was Jennael (Jenna-el), the Angel of Hope. Most people just simply call her: Jenna. Jenna didn't want a male consort in the Heavens because she had a strong desire to bring hope to all people living in this world. So Jenna descended into the world taking on the form of an innocent-looking gray pony in Dublin, Ireland. Things went well for awhile, then some minions of the Fallen One found Jenna and beat her to death. The tears of the caretakers watching over Jenna during her last moments became a loud cry that awakened Apollyon the Destroyer from his deep worldly slumber, and now the seed of his wrath begins to grow....
Emrys: How did you acquire of such a story?!
Apollyon: You're looking at the source.
Emrys: Who are you?!
Apollyon: I'm the one that tasted the death of Jenna (all hope) within those tears....
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