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A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.
"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".
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Defined as the act of releasing oneâs bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesnât respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
Wad juke : any movement made by a spunk gutter trying to catch dick spit/ejaculation in their mouth.
Wad Juke : bro my girl actually hurt herself last night doing a sick wad juke attempting to catch my kids in her mouth...a BJ trophy is due.
Anyone busted and serving time for stealing comic books or arrested while wearing hero, comic themed clothing.
Commicons : The thiefs own the hoops, the felonies have the bleachers and the commacons know to stay in their cells.