bush

-noun
1. something resembling or suggesting this, as a thick, shaggy head of hair. Sometimes oily with little white bugs.

2. slang: the intensity and demoralization of the 43rd President of the United States. A form of cursing.

1.
Person A "I'm growing my bush out."
Person B "Must have just started."
Person A "Nope."
Person B "...?"

2. You just lost your home, "Bush."

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applesauce

-noun
1. apples stewed to a soft pulp and sometimes sweetened or spiced with cinnamon.

2. Slang. nonsense; bunk. Nonsensical talk or writing

Origin: 1730-40; apple + sauce

This is some fucked up shit - I mean, applesauce.

APPLESAUCE. Applesauce I tell you!

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